PS: The list of the people I hate still stands (except Billy). Theres lots to relate to here, and also some. Then the blood came (I didn't cry), and now I have a small scar on my knee. Arfin revisits her funny, dark diary entries from the ages of 12 through 25. Then my mom came down and looked at my knee in horror and pulled the thorn out. I start freaking out and then my sister sees this thorn sticking out of my knee, and she starts freaking out, and we both just stare at in all its glory. This was the most satisfaction I had ever felt (let me remind you that I was 12 at the time). Now in trade paperback, this innovative and confrontational concept is set to become a teen classic. Imagine the best zit you ever popped and times it by a thousand. A collection of a girl's funniest diary entries between the ages of 12 and 25, Dear Diary updates each entry by tracking down the people involved. So anyway, me and my sister are watching Melrose Place on the couch, and I'm picking away when suddenly a huge sharp thorn emerges from my knee. It doesn't hurt anymore, but I don't want it to be in there forever, like those people who have little pieces of pencil stuck in them (gross) from when they were young. Hibbard on me and was like, 'Ha ha, it won't seem to come out, ha ha ha.' Fast forward three weeks, when I'm picking at my knee as usual because I just know there is something wonderful waiting to be discovered under my skin. The doctor was all, 'Hmmm, looks like you have a thorn in your knee, all right,' and so he used this numbing cream and tried to get it out, but got all Dr. Arfin, Lesley - Diaries, Teenage girls - United States - Diaries, Adolescence - United States. The pain in my knee got increasingly worse, so my mom took me to the doctor. Dear Diary Hardcover Jby Lesley Arfin (Author), Chloe Sevigny (Introduction) 55 ratings See all formats and editions Hardcover 5.94 4 Used from 5.94 Paperback 28.53 12 Used from 12.22 A collection of a girls funniest diary entries from 12 to 25 years old. As a teenager, walking into American Apparel somehow always felt like an act of transgression. Here is the follow-up to that night of manhunt, which also happens to be my number-one favorite scar story (and the only scar story I have).

Dear diary by lesley arfin